im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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