my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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