Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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