I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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