Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
