She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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