OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it hurts more in the daytime
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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