We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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