We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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