he wants to bone in the snuggie
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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