unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.