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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating

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• (818): View more from California

  Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?

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  it happened again.

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• (516): View more from New York

  My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?

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• (315): View more from New York

  I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores

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• (619): View more from California

  Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later

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  what did he say?

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  "oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions

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• (305): View more from Florida

  NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY

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• (516): View more from New York

  A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.

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