Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Randomize