He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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