well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
