why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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