My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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