if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We don't watch enough power rangers
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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