would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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