How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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