i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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