And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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