Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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