I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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