Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We're facebook friends in real life
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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