make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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