so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Green mimosas i think yes
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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