Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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