dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
