My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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