Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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