Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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