You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
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How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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