Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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