Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.