I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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