Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
