How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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