Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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