My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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