he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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