her vagine was all disorganized.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You're like the curious george of whores
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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