HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.