In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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