so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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