I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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