And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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