do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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