Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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