I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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