He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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