To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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