It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize