when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
did i just pee glitter
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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