So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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