Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize
