K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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